2007-10-20 12:27:15 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Bad Liberal and my wifey)))
2007-10-20 12:38:10 · update #1
(((Tash and emma)))
2007-10-21 07:50:25 · update #2
Don't worry. We're all staying behind.
So I suggest bottled water, store bought cookies, and a case of After the Rapture Mints:
http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16407
"For those of us who aren't going anywhere." :-)
P.S. I think you'll be fine. Penguins chill out in ice water. No need to worry about fire or anything, you lucky bird. It's not like the antichrist is going on holiday to Antartica.
2007-10-20 12:32:08 · answer #1 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
In the bible Jesus spoke about two being in a field where one would be taken and the another would be left. It has nothing to do with a physical rapture of the bodies leaving the earth. The one that would be left is the the lower nature of man and the other one the spiritual nature. Another is about being changed in the twinkling of an eye, this changing is the millennium which is upon us now.The Mayan calender prophecies this change will take place in 2012, who knows? Jesus said be ye perfect as I am perfect and greater things shall ye do because I go to my Father, and He was perfect here on earth. He would not have told us to be perfect unless we were not capable of being as He was.The physical rapture was not taught until the 1800 by a woman named by MacDonald. What is taught in the Bible is the spiritual changing of man and laying down the old man. So don't get your preparedness kit ready just yet, your not going to need it.
2007-10-20 21:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2014-09-25 20:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a moment, in a twinkling of an eye refers to the 2nd coming of Jesus at the last or 7th trump only!
There is no rapture, it is only believed and hoped for by biblically illiterate people who do not know that the anti-christ comes first at the 6th trump. They will be fooled into thinking Satan is Christ, they think he will be Jesus as Satan will perform many supernatural acts like bringing lightening down from heaven and he will also be claiming to be Jesus as he sits in Jerusalem. People all over the world will be amazed.
Jesus warned that the first sign of the end times will be deception. The rapture theory is deception. He also warned about fake preachers and fake christians.
Get out your bible and start to study it seriously and read. Over and over again, in Matthew, Mark, Luke, Revelation it states that Jesus comes AFTER the anti-christ and people will be fooled into thinking he is christ who will rapture them away.
2007-10-20 19:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by good day 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There is no rapture...
If the Bible is correct and I believe it is, the ungodly are taken out first. As it was in the days of Noah, so shall it be in the days of the coming of the son of man....they knew not until the flood came and took them all away...the ungodly were taken away..
Also, the tares are reaped first and they are the children of the wicked one....the wheat is reaped last.....
You will not need a kit as Jesus is coming down and setting up his kingdom in Israel.....
ps: I am a christian and I know how to read and STUDY the
Bible to show myself approved unto God a workman who needeth not to be ashamed......
2007-10-20 19:34:13 · answer #5 · answered by mary 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
...all you'll need is the Power of Faith to believe in the Scripture... John, chapter 3 vs. 16 and accept the Salvation as outlined in Ephesians, chapter 2 vs. 8 & 9... and enjoy the trip ! (don't leave home without it)
2007-10-20 19:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well... my dear friend... I suggest rapture kits by sect...
Mormons get spectacles and hats
Atheists get beer and thong bikinis
JWs get asbestos water wings
Baptists get rubber snakes to remember "the good ol days"
Fundies get hankies for all the weeping wailing and gnashing of teeth when their friends and family members are left behind...
You get the picture! lmao!
2007-10-20 19:36:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL Being an Episcopalian, I don't subscribe to that theory, but it can't hurt to have a towel. If you're going on a trip, make sure you take a towel (thank you, Towelie). Also, take some trail mix. You might get hungry. ((((JMD))))
2007-10-20 21:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Forget it. It's going to happen so fast that the kit you had would be left behind. Don't waste you time with it, just some ole good advice.
2007-10-20 19:36:18 · answer #9 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Toothbrush and dental floss
Drink carton (sugar free)
Clean underwear
Sunglasses
Best white clothes
Sandals
Every Child's First Harp book
iPod
Infinite diary
Personally I'll be packing tea bags, because you can never get decent tea when you go outside the UK.
2007-10-20 19:32:57 · answer #10 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋