A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
2007-10-20 10:36:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I remember that one. That's hilarious. Obviously, the lady doesn't really understand English spelling. Thanks for posting it.
2007-10-20 11:02:22 · answer #1 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats verey varyyy funny heeheheh
2007-10-20 18:09:13 · answer #2 · answered by Victrox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2007-10-20 18:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by ms. baby blue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i never could have figured that out lol
2007-10-20 17:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-20 17:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by Courtney 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is so funny and so smart, I never thought of a joke like this! Good one, I laughed so much I almost cried!!!
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2007-10-20 18:37:14 · answer #6 · answered by ♂♥♀ & ♀♥♂ ∞! Love Oh Love ! ♫♥♪ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha!!! omg!! this is the best one so far!!!
2007-10-21 00:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by pinkyposh_08 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! love it!
2007-10-21 01:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by ishybug03 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋