2007-10-20 09:59:17 · 8 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because a fundie preacher told him it was the thing to do -- stoning witches and all? (oh I know I am going to get thumbs down on this one - but the fundie preachers won't let their parishiners even read the frigging book)
2007-10-20 12:38:57 · answer #1 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did Chuck Norris kill the potter parents? Because he CAN!! He's freaking Chuck Norris!
2007-10-20 10:13:49 · answer #2 · answered by c i 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the heck does Chuck Norris have to do with Harry potter?
I dont think Chuck was asked to play Voldemort.
2007-10-20 10:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
because only Chuck Norris' first are allowed to weld the power of witchcraft.
2007-10-20 16:51:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just like when Richard Pryor asked that guy in Folsom State Penitentiary, why he killed that whole family and the guy answered back, "Cause they were home."
I guess that's a good enough answer as anything else.
2007-10-20 10:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
becasue Texas ranger is stronger than any Good Wizard's spell
2007-10-20 10:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To fulfill a prophecy.
2007-10-20 10:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because Dumbledore would not go out with him?
2007-10-20 10:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋