2007-10-20 09:40:17 · 30 answers · asked by Ned Pepper 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
keep pushin harder! the louder it is, the more man you are!
2007-10-20 12:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by ANDY M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should excuse yourself and go to the toilet, but if you are at one of my diner parties the louder and longer you fart the better. if you are sitting on a wooden chair with no seat pads it makes a hell of a noise.
2007-10-20 20:49:50 · answer #2 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you should do is excuse yourself really fast and run to the restroom?
If its coming all of a sudden, you should NEVER EVER bend over, instead. just stand next to a wall, and ... release .... part by part?
2007-10-20 16:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by Brian 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fart and smile.
2007-10-20 18:26:21 · answer #4 · answered by ROSE.UK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would explain to the host that in some cultures farting is a sign of respect and appreciation of the fine food you are eating.
2007-10-20 16:45:53 · answer #5 · answered by Brain 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ask to be excused from the room for a minute.
2007-10-21 07:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by The Tenth Duke of Chalfont 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it depends on what sort of people you are eating with, if you are in the middle of a meal then i would excuse your self and go to the loo. As i would be put off my meal if some let rip next to me!!
2007-10-20 16:44:13 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa T 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
fart on the persons food sitting next to you. lol
2007-10-20 16:43:25 · answer #8 · answered by Wizard Alex 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well make sure your butt isn't exposed then start talking very loudly so one can hear your fart.
2007-10-20 16:44:12 · answer #9 · answered by Purple Wolf 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Let it out and stare in disgust at the person next to you, shaking your head.
2007-10-21 15:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by blissman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse yourself and go to the restroom.
2007-10-20 18:07:34 · answer #11 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋