anyone got ANY GOOD blonde jokes or jokes in general
2007-10-20 09:24:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the one that makes me laugh the mos wins the 10 points
2007-10-20 09:24:55 · update #1
i got a got a good one lol its not funny though
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill.
Who picks it up?
The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
2007-10-20 09:36:13 · update #2
One day a blonde with head phones and an ipod goes into a salon to get her hair cut and the hair cutting guy says to take off the head phones so he can cut her hair , and she said "nope, sorry , I can't." The guy said okay but it will look really bad, He cut her hair and it looked terrible .A few months later she comes back with the head phones on again , The guy insisted she take them off but she didnt , again her hair looked terrible, it happened two more times She came in for a 5th time and he dosnt even ask her to take them off, he sits her down to cut her hair and takes them off of her head, After a few seconds the girl fell out of the chair and was dead, the police came to the sceane right away, we was talking to the manager while the hair cutting guy picked up the head phones to see what she was listening to for all that time.
He put on the head phones and heard a voice saying" breath in breath out breath in breath out"!!!!!
An old woman is driving in a car when she is pulled over the old woman is holding a small mirror when a blonde cop walked up to the window and asked for her licence the lady gave the cop the mirror the cop quickly appologized and said if I would have known you were a cop i wouldnt have pulled you over!!
2007-10-20 09:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by Courtney 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were like killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!?!?!?
2.
Ok there was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
And they get to heaven and God says there are 100 steps on the way to heaven.
On each step someone is going to tell you a joke and if you start laughting you have to go back to the bottom of the stairs again.
The redhead got to the 30th step and started laughing and had to go back to the beginning.
The brunette got to the 60th step and started laughing and had to go back.
And the blonde got all the way to the top to the 99th stair and started laughing.
God thought this was odd and asked "You got so far why did you start laughing"?
And the blonde said "I'm sorry i just got the first one"!
3.
So there is a blonde and a brunette and they want to rob a bank. The brunette tells the blond to go in and she asks her if she remembered the plan. The blonde said yes and ran in.
After a few minutes, the blonde ran out with a safe that was tied and 2 guards with their pants around their ankles ran after her. The brunette said "What are you doing! I told you to blow the safe and tie the guards!"
The blonde said "Ohh... I thought you said tie the safe and blow the guards."
2007-10-20 13:52:30 · answer #2 · answered by Alexiolim 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. There were 3 blondes walking and they noticed some tracks. Blonde #1 said they were bear tracks. Blonde #2 said they were raccoon tracks. Blonde #3 said they were horse tracks. Then they all got hit by a train
2.There was a brunette standing on the side of the road chanting 88, 88, 88, 88. Then a blonde walks over and says can i join you. The brunette says sure. The blonde bagins to chant 88, 88, 88, 88. The brunette says why dont you go and stand over there more towards the middle of the road. The blonde starts to chant 88, 88, 88, BAM. The blonde gets hit by the truck. Then the brunette begins to chant 89,89,89,89
lol
2007-10-20 16:26:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
there was a blond , a brunette, and a red head. they were at a park and they saw a police comeing so they hid. the brunette hid in a litter box, the red hid in a dog house and the blond hid in a potato sack. the police went by the litter box and the brunette said meow meow. then the police went by the dog house and the red said woof woof then the police went by the potato sack and the blond said po-ta-to
2007-10-20 09:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by Camille 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a girl forgot to wear her glasses then she bumped into a mop and thought it was The rock! Then she bumped into a blondie and thought it was a mop then the blondiw said "Why are you touching my hair" Then the girl thought that the mop was talking to her and bumped in to the wall again. LOL!
2007-10-20 10:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 blondes are walking down the street - "hey look at that dog with one eye !..."
The other blonde puts her hand over one eye and goes :"where?...."
2007-10-20 09:32:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-20 10:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋