Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
2007-10-20 08:58:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
star for you
2007-10-20 09:24:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a blonde I like all of them except the second one, it is very poor taste. Here is another:
Q: Do you know why blondes have more fun?
A: Because we are easier to find in the dark!!
2007-10-20 16:03:08 · answer #2 · answered by marshfield_meme 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha star for youuu!!!
hahahaha
2007-10-20 16:22:34 · answer #3 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but that could apply to all girls.
2007-10-20 16:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol funny iLOVE the last two!!!!
2007-10-20 17:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by Courtney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-20 16:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by Samantha1029 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋