There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
2007-10-20 08:42:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha lmao that was super funny lmao i'm still laughing where did u get this or do u have anymore... ha ha ha
2007-10-20 09:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by gabrielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. Good joke thanks for sharing. Here is one for you in return. lol
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in,
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
2007-10-20 21:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hiya Mark j, it relatively is your mirror right here - what makes you think of which you do no longer already? you relatively appear as if one to me, yet then what do i be attentive to - the only eyes i'm able to use are those that seem at me! Take care captivating douche bag o' mine!
2016-10-07 07:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-20 10:02:59 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard before but still funny
2007-10-20 08:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this before, but this version's a bit funnier...
:o)
Star!
~ khamani jonas (nick) ♥
2007-10-20 10:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lolololololollolololoolol
2007-10-20 12:37:06 · answer #7 · answered by Alexius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lozl heard it b4 but still funny thanks!=D
2007-10-20 08:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that one was good
2007-10-20 08:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by Cat/Curiosity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
cute
2007-10-20 08:50:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋