Every morning when I get up, there is this big burning round ball thingie on the horizon. Sometimes it starts out kinda orange, but then it raises up into the sky, turns all yellow, and then whenever I go outside, it's still there above me, like it's watching me or something. Freakin' me out, man! And it makes things around here really hot too. Kinda rude, ya know, because then I gotta go turn on the air conditioner and that gets expensive.
But then later in the day it starts to sink lower and lower, gets kinda orange again, until finally it disappears beyond the horizon. Then's it gets all dark and creepy outside and crickets start to chirp. What the heck was that big 'ol orange-yellow thingie? And where does it go when it gets dark? It sure is persistent though because it seems to come back EVERY frickin' DAY! Harumph.... I tried throwing a rock at it, but it was too far away. Damn...I guess it will always remain a mystery, huh...
2007-10-20 06:52:54 · 10 answers · asked by John S. 5 in Health ➔ Mental Health
Its concentrated evil sent here by the powers of the "holy chipmunk". The heat you feel is something people call UV rays, I think that stands for "Unholy Villains" rays. Try the hose, might reach it next time, if that doesnt work stand on a ladder and try to spit on it. If that doesn't work, Complain to the "Great ball in the sky" service center. I think the supervisor's name is "Jesus"? So he must be of latin descent. But remember business hours are when the great ball of fire is directly above you, to the great ball of fire setting. Hope this helps :P
2007-10-20 07:15:27 · answer #1 · answered by The oracle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha hahaha. The sun. It goes to sleep forced by a curse that separates it's love to the moon. Hahahahahaha! By the way the moon would be a big, sometimes round, white or blue thing that goes away after dark. Hahahaha ;)
2007-10-20 15:19:19 · answer #2 · answered by chichi117 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is indeed the great sun.
When it is not visiting you at night, it is spreading its lovely warm rays somewhere else on earth.
We all need the sun. Watch the leaves of a plant sitting on your windowsill. They will start facing in the direction of the sun. The sun is something to be thankful for.
2007-10-20 16:00:34 · answer #3 · answered by Hopefully Helpful 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah..it's easy to figure out...look it up in the Bible...it's called day and night...God made it....he wants you to sleep when it's dark and work and play when it's light...but Come one Morning,,,it won't come up.......then watch all the little people run around like ants, trying to figure out what to do. Then they hear the sounds of approaching hoof beats....and the white horse rides out......
2007-10-20 14:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um its called a sun not a big burning round ball thingie and how old r u any ways?
2007-10-20 14:08:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its called the sun its a star the world revoles around it and the world spins so the sun rises and sets and the world spins around and so every one in the world sees it meaning its day time
2007-10-20 14:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it goes for make over sessions after the days hard work and comes back at night with face all done up...
2007-10-20 15:00:35 · answer #7 · answered by nikhil r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
it's called the sun.
and i too have thrown a rock at it. someitmes it makes me very red.
2007-10-20 16:28:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be very bored LOL
2007-10-20 14:51:15 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Shania♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This IS the ERA OF DAMN STUPID QUESTIONS!!!
2007-10-20 14:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋