A newly married couple returned to their house after being on
honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and have a shag?" the husband asked.
"Shhh!" said the bride, "All the neighbours will know what we're about
to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask
each other in code. For example, how about asking 'Have you left the
washing machine door open?' instead?"
So the following night the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the
washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it", replied the wife who rolled over and fell
asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little amorous herself and
she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing
machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No thanks," said the husband, "It was only a small load and I've done
it by hand."
2007-10-20 06:08:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny lmfao 10/10
2007-10-20 08:43:45 · answer #1 · answered by Foxie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-21 00:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant stop smiling, no cant, 10/10 I want to laugh out loud but I am at work.
2007-10-20 07:37:27 · answer #3 · answered by Salaama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol The honeymooon's over then!
2007-10-20 12:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny.I sure had a good laugh when i read the last part.Laughing is good for you.Thanks
2007-10-20 06:43:39 · answer #5 · answered by CRISTINA S 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was soo good, you get a star for that one.
2007-10-20 09:07:19 · answer #6 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-20 06:14:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do I not get any of your jokes??!
I bet they're good too...
Darn...
I think I get this one though...
~ khamani jonas (nick) â¥
2007-10-20 06:13:53 · answer #8 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha very funny.
2007-10-20 06:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-20 06:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋