"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's daddy," says Bob, "is mummy near the phone?"
"No, daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an uncle Frank,
honey!"
"Yes I have, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with mummy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to mummy and uncle
Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I
did what you said, daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, mummy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window
and now she's all dead."
"Oh my god... And what about uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and
he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he
hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
There is a long pause, then Bob says, "Swimming pool? Is this 854039?"
2007-10-20 05:55:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it (last part)...
Quite unrealistic (the more, the funnier).
~ khamani jonas (nick) ♥
2007-10-20 06:04:43 · answer #1 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yeah thats quite funny
2007-10-20 06:02:01 · answer #2 · answered by fosyfos 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-10-21 00:17:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes! to funny!
2007-10-20 06:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh....sux for him. BTW...you forgot one number on the phone number. lol
2007-10-20 06:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Chelsea Pong 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You earned a star for this one. hahahahaha!!!!
2007-10-20 09:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2007-10-22 20:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by Josh's Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-20 06:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooppppppppppsssssssss wrong number.lol
2007-10-20 06:09:19 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahah! ThAT IS FUNNY!!!!
2007-10-20 07:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by Kimm. ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋