A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
2007-10-20 04:00:24 · 7 answers · asked by young105 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe... that was quite good.
2007-10-20 04:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol what am I to do now reason i'm sitting on a chair and that i'm having a drink,i think of i might quite sit down on the floor yet oh hell how am I gonna arise now you have particularly messed with my head.Have a famous man or woman.
2016-10-13 08:00:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one here's one for u
so 3 guys are drinking at a bar, guy 1, guy 2, guy 3. after a while they all go outside and they come to a cliff. guy 1 says to guy 2 "i bet i'm drunk enuff to fly off this cliff" and guy 2 says "no way dude, u can't do it" and guy 1 says "yea, im going to do it"... so guy 1 takes a running start and jumps off the cliff....seconds later guy 1 is flying and he returns to his friends....guy 2 says "if u can do it, i can do it" so guy 2 gets a running start and jumps off the cliff....but he doesnt come back up....then guy 3 says "u kno superman, u can be a real jerk when u drink"
2007-10-20 04:09:32 · answer #3 · answered by DBL-G 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A good joke. It made my day.
2007-10-20 04:07:24 · answer #4 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow lol
2007-10-20 04:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too good....
2007-10-20 04:26:57 · answer #6 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
idiot
2007-10-20 04:10:07 · answer #7 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋