actually enjoyed my stay in hell. seriously, would he kick me out? would he send me to heaven?
whether you believe in heaven or hell, it's just a hypothetical question. also, don't tell me it's impossible to enjoy hell, i just want you to imagine that this situation is true, and answer the question.
2007-10-20 00:30:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He'd make you his b*tch.
2007-10-20 00:41:33 · answer #1 · answered by Bella 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Force you to referee a debate between Pat Robertson and Rev. Son Yun Moon.
Oh yeah, with a battle of the bands going on between the Osmans, the De Franco Family, Shawn Cassidy, Insane Clown Posse
and Prussian Blue
2007-10-20 22:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Riegan,
Satan has no power in Hell itself. He will be eternally tortured there as well as all others who are sent there. I hope to be in Heaven at that time and I also pray that you will have changed your mind before then. I would like to be able to spend eternity along-side of you and your family. Have a great day and a wonderful week to come.
Your friend,
Eds
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2007-10-20 08:04:52 · answer #3 · answered by Eds 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If you were condemned to hell and you enjoyed it, don't let on that you enjoy it. Make them think you are just having an awful time. If they knew you enjoyed it I sure you wouldn't for long.
2007-10-20 07:36:02 · answer #4 · answered by courage 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What is hypothetical about it...I think we go where we want to go...Cain is great example of this.
Moses 5: 18,29-31
18 And Cain loved Satan more than God.
29 And Satan said unto Cain: Swear unto me by thy throat, and if thou tell it thou shalt die; and swear thy brethren by their heads, and by the living God, that they tell it not; for if they tell it, they shall surely die; and this that thy father may not know it; and this day I will deliver thy brother Abel into thine hands.
30 And Satan sware unto Cain that he would do according to his commands. And all these things were done in secret.
31 And Cain said: Truly I am Mahan, the master of this great secret, that I may murder and get gain. Wherefore Cain was called Master Mahan, and he gloried in his wickedness.
L.D.S. believe we have added to our knowledge by coming to this earth life through gaining a physical body...Satan will never have a body therefore his knowledge has come to end. Cain has this mortal knowledge...so Satan sware unto Cain that he would do according to his commands.
What will Satan do? Use you for all you got.
2007-10-20 14:47:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Satan will be deprived of his pleasure and will kick out some of his enforcement staff.He will get you mentally examined also.
2007-10-20 07:40:12 · answer #6 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Satan would abdicate the throne to you because thinking up new ways to torture you would be hell for him.
2007-10-20 09:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by Mikey 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
if you went to hell - I'd enjoy it with you :D, who would care about satan if we were having an awesome time there, Riegan?
2007-10-20 07:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Well that's what they did with Saddam on South Park. They sent him to heaven with the Mormons.
2007-10-20 07:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
it is true that you can enjoy hell, it is full of dominion, the I am better than you attitude the I am only for self attitude, no love in hell, If you do not need love hell is for you.
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2007-10-20 07:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by happy_kko 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Umm i dunno really because technically Satan wouldent care his job is to get you there. The misconception is he is like the ruler of hell thats now how its gonna work he will be just as weak and messed up as we are there.
2007-10-20 07:37:23 · answer #11 · answered by SS4 Elby 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋