A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-10-19 22:22:27 · 19 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL.....that's hilarious.
:) I was not expecting that ending either, that's a good one.
........Star for you. Post more.
2007-10-19 22:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by Murphy's Law 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I haven't laughed so hard in really LONG time. I don't even know you but I like you. Warped, or what?
2007-10-19 22:26:13 · answer #2 · answered by OP 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
:D
I hope that was real. and I hope it'll happen to me... :)
You really make my day very active. 1 Star (I wish i could give 4 more.)
2007-10-19 22:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by Roar... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very good joke.
2007-10-19 22:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
L o L you just make my day!
2007-10-19 22:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by TM™ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL !!!
Did you come up with that yourself ? Well done !
2007-10-19 22:32:19 · answer #6 · answered by pop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-10-19 22:25:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
BAHAHA CLASSIC!!!
lets just hope its a joke.
2007-10-19 22:27:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2007-10-19 22:25:39 · answer #9 · answered by LucyLou 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're right! That is funny!!
2007-10-19 22:28:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋