- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.
- Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.
- Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.
- All female parts were sung by castrati. We don't know exactly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants.
- Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven's Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin's Rap City in Blue.
- Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if they sing without music it is called Acapulco.
- A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.
- Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing.
- Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys.
- A harp is a nude piano.
- Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you'd better not try to sing.
- I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say.
- My favorite composer was Opus. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.
- Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic.
- Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano concerti.
2007-10-19 21:51:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!!
good one!!
2007-10-19 22:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! I like this joke! I especially like the joke that a harp is a nude piano! lol! It's so funny! :p
2007-10-20 02:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by 2smiley4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha another funny joke to share!
2007-10-19 23:59:35 · answer #3 · answered by Clara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. ahahahhaha
This is also sad.
2007-10-19 23:21:58 · answer #4 · answered by aMUSEd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice imagination..
2007-10-19 21:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont believe i just read this crap!!
2007-10-19 22:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by lucifer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋