A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. Because of a hole in one of the bags a $20 bill occasionally falls out of the bag and onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag... "
"Damn!" says the little old lady .. "I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. And each time there's a game, a lot of the male fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, an d each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off it comes!'"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay".
2007-10-19 18:53:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
old people are so clever!star for you!
2007-10-20 06:09:11 · answer #1 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!
2007-10-20 10:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's hilarious! I actually laughed out loud. Your jokes are awesome! Keep on posting them!
2007-10-23 01:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by Fiona 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
goodness to the gracious, i am rolling for real on the damn floor, fantastic. roflmao
2007-10-20 20:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One word HighAirReUS!"(Hirlariours)
2007-10-20 08:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by Choosen 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
All of them have been GREAT!that is really gross though but very funny!good one
2007-10-20 18:50:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rofl. omg thats so cute. i luv jokes like that!
2007-10-20 01:58:31 · answer #7 · answered by Aly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's actually kind of cute. i'm a softie for the old folks.
2007-10-20 01:56:54 · answer #8 · answered by The A 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
roflmao:):) That is excellent work....lol:) Thanks for such a good laugh this morning:)
For your hard work to share you work and funnies with all of us you have a star from me:)
Thanks,
Raggie:):)
rags37:):)
2007-10-23 10:51:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO I have a sudden urge to squeeze my legs tight and squeal. very good thanks for the laugh.
2007-10-25 23:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one.
2007-10-20 02:12:08 · answer #11 · answered by Pustic 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋