Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the
School playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw daddy and Aunt
Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that
He could not contain himself as he ran home to tell his mother.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and
I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
Kiss. Then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped daddy
Take off his pants. Then Aunt Jane ...
" At this point, Mommy cut him off
And said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save
The rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face
When you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Little
Johnny started his story by saying, "I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he
Was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then, he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take off his pants.
Then, Aunt Jane and
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do
When Daddy was in the army."
Mommy fainted!
Moral of the story: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
Before you interrupt!!!
2007-10-19 17:12:39 · 21 answers · asked by Pisces Baby 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that's funny. Here's a STAR for you.
2007-10-19 18:19:02 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Good one. I shall reciprocate:
Mom: Johnny, take off my dress
Johnny: Okay
Mom: Take off the rest of my underwear
Johnny: Okay mom. Anything else?
Mom: Yes. If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're grounded for a month.
2007-10-20 00:17:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Wayne---Wayne---I think I'm gonna hurl!"
Why is it that comics always use felonies such as Adultery to raise a bunch of laughs? I find it no laughing matter--blood feuds tend to start over affairs such as are described here; the only thing hereover where Drx. Schlessinger would disagree with me is how to "dispose of" the perp(s). To give everybody it straight, this is one of the worst excuses for a joke I have yet encountered.
2007-10-20 04:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by B. C. Schmerker 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why does Canada suck? So the U.S does not fall into the Ocean
2007-10-20 00:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by darktexan2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was really funny! Good one!
2007-10-20 01:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by thinkpeace 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHHHA COO, JOKE ILL HAVE TO TELL MY UNCLE THIS ONE HE IS A CRAZY JOKER WHO'S JOPKES ARE PRETTY GUD
2007-10-20 00:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by mez 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I like that every time I hear it.
2007-10-20 00:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by Labsci 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes it is funny but i have heard it before
2007-10-20 00:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by william jacob(23/12/06)i love u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! thats funny!!! good joke XD
2007-10-20 00:17:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
v. good
2007-10-20 10:12:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋