joke 1:
There was a squirrel and a bear walking thru a forest when a genie appears. They each get 3 whishes. The bear goes first,, "I wish for the biggest u know wut", the squirrel says "i wish for a helmet". The bear replies "I wish to be the most attractive bear ever." Squirrel "I wish for a motorcycle!", Bear "I Wish all the bears were female." Squirrel jump on his motor and says, "I WISH THE BEAR WAS GAY!" and rides off.
LOL i liked it alot star if u like!
Joke 2: There was a man with a 25 in penis who wanted it shorter so he asked a doctor how to...the doctor replied go to the magical from on madagascar and ask it to marry u...if it says no itll shrink 5 inches...........5 months later the guy is in madagascar and he finds the magical from and asks it to marry him."no" its now 20 inches...he asks again and again its no...he thinks to him self"1 more time would be shorter than i could wish for and longer than other men could wish for..one last time "how many times do i
2007-10-19 16:34:41 · 4 answers · asked by Bob B 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have to tell u? NO NO NO!"
2007-10-19 16:35:20 · update #1
haha they're both good. that squirrel better hope he never meets up wit that bear again lol
2007-10-19 16:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by kitten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 19:11:59 · answer #2 · answered by lanahan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liwke the first one.
2007-10-19 17:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like the second one
2007-10-19 16:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋