So many people on here are trying to figure out creative new ways to beat speeding tickets in court or claim the officer was breaking the law, in the wrong or just plain stupid for issuing it that I thought this might be a fun question to ask so we can point and laugh at the speed demons.
2007-10-19 16:22:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
"I'm dyslexic, I must have read the number on my speedometer backwards." I pulled him for 55 in a 40.
2007-10-19 20:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by Josh 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had one guy tell me he replaced into in hurry because of the fact he had drank a gaggle of beer at a acquaintances homestead and had to pee genuine undesirable. no longer in simple terms did he get a rushing fee ticket yet he even have been given a DUI. I had an energetic accountability soldier, who replaced into heading homestead on bypass away, tell me I had no authority to place in writing him a rushing fee ticket. Now regularly I shrink the army some slack because of the fact i'm previous provider yet I made an exception for him.
2016-10-04 04:59:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stopped a guy for speeding 58 mph in a 30 mph zone. I asked him why he was going so fast and he told me he had been drinking beer with his buddy (the passenger) and had to pee really bad. No kidding.
I pulled a guy over one night for an expired license plate. I had pulled up behind him while he was stopped for a red light. Saw the tag and stopped him as soon as the light turned green. I walked up to the car and the driver rolled the window down. I was nearly knocked over by the smell of booze coming from inside the car. I asked the driver if he had been drinking. The driver said "Officer, I'm drunk as hell."
There are more but those two come to mind.
2007-10-19 16:57:55 · answer #3 · answered by El Scott 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I'm not a cop, but a friend made a traffic stop in the 80's, and the guy said he was rushing home so as not to miss "Hill Street Blues" a very popular cop show. The guy descibed the whole plot line, and why it seemed important to not miss it that night.
My friend gave him a warning, and shined him on.
2007-10-19 19:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I stopped some drunks one night and when I told the guy I stopped him for going 75 in a 50mph zone...his buddy crack up laugh,,,,and said " Your full of s***...we were going at least a hundred."
The funniest thing was a wreck involving an old man. He had made a left turn right in front of this other car without yielding to him. He was so mad he was about to fight the other man. I finally told the old man he was in the wrong....not the other guy. He then said...Why h*ll..I've been turning there everyday for the last 30 years, at this same time of day, and he should have known I was going to turn.
2007-10-19 16:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't for a speeding citation, but for a stop sign violation. I pulled over an out of state driver for running a stop sign. When I asked the driver why he failed to stop for the stop sign he said, "I didn't think the sign was for me". Too dumb to be driving.
2007-10-19 16:51:22 · answer #6 · answered by Todd S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Sorry sir, iv been jackinoff ,u know, thats why i cant handle too much stuff at a time."
OR
"Hmm..i had been sleepwalkin just now and a while a go i waS sleep driving AND NOW i am sleep talking SIR, U CANT charge me for that"
2007-10-19 16:53:20 · answer #7 · answered by aiaisir 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"do you see that girl in the front seat of my car/Thats the most amazing sexual experience I have ever had and she HAS to get back to the Y in 3 minutes or I will never be able to take her out again.Here is my license,Ill be right back and you can arrest me"...(no joke)
2007-10-19 18:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Sardonicus 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my brother-in-law pulled over a lady and she said
"im sorry officer did i roll past that stop sign too fast?"
2007-10-19 18:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by Dont get Infected 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't speeding. I was flying too low.
2007-10-19 16:24:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋