instead of 7 days of creation I will have 7 days of wishes!
so lets hear what it is you want! do not result to degredation or I will make you suffer from Constipation!
tell your new devine entity what you wish for . I am running kinda close with Santa here! ohhhh yeah he is real too!
what is your wish???????????????
2007-10-19 14:21:53 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
woa- you guys are sooooo materialistic!LOL
2007-10-19 14:29:43 · update #1
mmmmm....wishes.....
1. On the first day of wishes you created the light which drives away that which brings darkness to me.
2. On the second day of wishes you created a hammock with a margarita machine so I could bask in your light as you deserve.
3. On the third day of wishes you created the rain so I wouldn't burn in the brightness you share.
4. On the fourth day of wishes you tempted me with an apple in the form of a pie, teaching me that all teachers deserve an apple.
5. On the fifth day of wishes you spoke through the blossoms which drove hunger into the hearts humans.
6. On the sixth day of wishes you blessed me with an invitation to share the magic behind the curtain.
7. On the seventh day of wishes your wishes were granted and purred when I discovered the magic was within me all along.
2007-10-19 14:41:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
This is my wish:
Make whole the incomplete.
Make joyful the despairing.
Make sober the intoxicated.
Make clean the unhealthy.
Make sane the feeble-minded.
Make brave the frightened.
Make insightful those with closed eyes.
Make truthful the deceiving.
Make just the unwavering.
Make right that which is incorrect.
Make peacful the turbulent.
Make powerful the shaken.
Make each day bountiful.
Make every moment count.
Make yourself known to the world.
2007-10-19 22:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by Gee Whizdom™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What if I'm already constipated? What you going to do then, huh? Huh?
Of course, worshiping a real deity would be a hoot. I wish for a really good cup of hot chocolate. Real chocolate, not the powdered stuff.
2007-10-19 21:28:55 · answer #3 · answered by Rev. Still Monkeys 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"ME"? That's it? Come on, even God came up with a better name.
Oh well, first wish, tell santa I want 10 years worth of cookies restored back to my bedside table, they were NOT for him, and it is not right that he keeps stealing them every year.
second wish, I want a new holiday; call it Ghostmas.
third; I want some money for this vending machine.
2007-10-19 21:26:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
First send me a sign. Keep my cornflakes from getting soggy in the morning and then we'll move on to bigger and better things. In the meantime, tonight I'll light a candle and chant your name.
2007-10-19 21:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would like to be shape shifting immortal, but if that is too tough, an pack of tim tams that never runs out.
2007-10-19 21:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by Judo Chop 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you capable of reading minds?
Then again there is always my stand by! Hummm
Ask Santa why rudolphs nose is so red? Damn perv!
2007-10-19 22:28:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only things I really want is for
my freaking knee to heal already..
Thanks for the wish
2007-10-19 21:26:59 · answer #8 · answered by Zombie Princess, (2012) 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I wish I were special like you
I am a creap
2007-10-19 21:41:28 · answer #9 · answered by Lord Think Clear 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want peace on earth. But if that's too much to ask, just give me a lifetime supply of really good coffee. :)
2007-10-19 21:38:58 · answer #10 · answered by JavaGirl ~AM~ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋