2007-10-19 14:10:28 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus can be whatever you want him to be in your imagination. In my imagination, he's a midget doctor hawaiian superhero dog.
2007-10-19 14:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
No, Jesus is not an astronaut. He is the God of the Christians, the God of Christianity. Oh, and Jesus died 2,007 years ago, in 0. If u want to know about some astronauts or just the names of some, go to google.com or search.com or yahoosearch and type in "astronauts." It will give u some sites to go to.
2007-10-19 21:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by happyanimalluver!! 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
when astronauts go out into space, Jesus has to go with them, so technically, I guess you could say He's an astronaut.
Are you planning on traveling?
2007-10-19 21:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Annie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Christ Superstarnaut.
2007-10-19 23:40:27 · answer #4 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey! It's Erik von Daniken!
2007-10-19 21:13:33 · answer #5 · answered by Maya 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nah
2007-10-19 21:12:56 · answer #6 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HE would Probably Qualify for that Title.
But, it should Read Like This:
Jesus---The Astronaut
see? as in No.1 ;)
2007-10-19 21:15:10 · answer #7 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Inasmuch as we are all made of the elements of exploded stars or "stardust" as it were, I guess you could say we are all former astronauts including all the Jesuses that I've met.
2007-10-19 21:16:54 · answer #8 · answered by *ifthatswhatyoureinto* 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
did you know 2+2=4. just thought u should know. knowledge is power!
2007-10-19 22:20:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he's out there in the aether, smoking hash, or still recovering from that 3 day hangover he had in easter, 2000 years ago.
2007-10-19 21:13:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋