that was always having sex. In fact he was sex crazy. No animal on the farm was safe from his exploits. He had all of the chickens, the dog, the cat, six cows and the whole heard of sheep. The farmer said to the rooster "one day you're going to drop dead from sex"
Two weeks later the farmer sees the rooster laying still on the ground with vultures circling overhead. The farmer mumbles to himself.."I knew he would drop dead from sex one of these days"
The rooster opens one eye and whispers to the farmer
"Shhhhhhhhh.......I'm trying to get them to land"
2007-10-19
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