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that was always having sex. In fact he was sex crazy. No animal on the farm was safe from his exploits. He had all of the chickens, the dog, the cat, six cows and the whole heard of sheep. The farmer said to the rooster "one day you're going to drop dead from sex"

Two weeks later the farmer sees the rooster laying still on the ground with vultures circling overhead. The farmer mumbles to himself.."I knew he would drop dead from sex one of these days"
The rooster opens one eye and whispers to the farmer
"Shhhhhhhhh.......I'm trying to get them to land"

2007-10-19 13:38:53 · 6 answers · asked by mark 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

That was really cute!! Have a star!!!

2007-10-19 14:37:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A clever one son, I mean boy, now that is a clever one.
I liked it and you get a star!

2007-10-19 14:07:36 · answer #2 · answered by CHI CHI 6 · 0 0

Very gold but still real good.

2007-10-19 14:13:26 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0 0

lol nice one

2007-10-19 13:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by ►bored 2 · 0 0

lol

2007-10-19 14:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 0 0

LOL....

2007-10-19 20:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 0 0

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