A blond went to an electronic store, she went to the counter and said i wanna buy that computer over their. the owner says sorry we don't sell to blonds. so the blond goes out and puts a brown wig on. she goes back to the store and asks can i buy that computer once again the owner says sorry we don't sell to blonds. so she walks out and put on a red wig. she goes to the store and asks again can i buy that computer and once again the owner says sorry we don't sell to blonds. the blond asks how did you know i'm blond and the owner says cause it's a microave.
2007-10-19 13:30:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please give me a star if you like it
2007-10-19 14:18:52 · update #1
HA! I liked that one it made me smile!!
2007-10-19 13:35:31 · answer #1 · answered by imboard2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very humorous lol blonde version of who desires to be a millionaire: quickest finger question: positioned those Rocky video clips so as beginning with the earliest.....Rocky one million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde ladies drove to Disneyland.They observed a demonstration that stated "Disneyland Left" so they went left and went lower back homestead. they stumbled on 2 blonde ladies frozen to dying of their motor vehicle at thecontinual-in action picture theatre. They went to work out "Closed For The iciness". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant decide how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet physician (making use of a stethoscope): "enormous breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the container this blonde ladys chum replaced into relatively injured and mandatory to bypass to the well being midsection for scientific interest.So she ultimately have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she in simple terms cal "911"? The blonde woman stated"nicely i couldnt discover the "11" button." 2 blondes are walking in the woods while one spots tracks and says, "whats up seem, undergo tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for roughly an hour. next morning, information headlines study:2 blondes, killed via prepare.
2016-10-04 04:48:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny i love dat one i use to be afened by blond jokes but now im a brunet lol im so glad and again nice joke lol
2007-10-24 16:33:05 · answer #3 · answered by chick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-19 14:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost made me pee in my pant i heard it before but i love hearing blonds jokes over and over there so funny
2007-10-19 13:49:11 · answer #5 · answered by lolsmileyface 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's greatt!!!!! I have to use that one!
Hahahhahahahhahaha, I'm blonde and STILL laughing...
MUCHOOOOO AWESOME!
Here, have a star. :]
2007-10-19 13:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha wow
2007-10-23 03:55:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-10-19 14:10:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny
2007-10-19 14:28:44 · answer #9 · answered by Asd D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha! LOOOOOVE IT!
2007-10-19 13:41:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋