My Spanish teacher is really hot. Her name is Ms Esperanza. I've been trying to woo her for a while, but she keeps resisting me. Last week at an afterschool study session, w made out for like two seconds and she said "No. I can't do this." But I know she wants me. How can I get her to give up the box? have any of you guys wooed teachers before? I've tried apples already, so don't mention it. I'd like for her to spank me with a ruler for "not doing my homework". How do I bring this up also. Please help me.
2007-10-19 13:14:28 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Simple.
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your junk in that box
Step 3: Make her open the box... and that's the way you do it!
2007-10-19 13:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by That Guy 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd wait until you weren't in her class for one thing. Then show up with that ruler and tell her you know you were a bad student, and hand her the ruler. Sick little puppy, you:)
Seriously, if this isn't college, you should forget it if you do care about her. She'll certainly lose her job if you're caught, if she doesn't get jail time.
Even if it is college, such relationships are great fantasy, but are really frowned upon by the administration.
Be a pal, and give up the pressure, at least until you graduate.
2007-10-19 13:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by null 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, forget about it. Unless she wants to lose her job, nothing will happen. I'm suprise she made out with you(even if it was just for a few seconds). Wait until the summer comes and she is no longer your teacher. Also you never said how old you are, this might also be a serious issue. Concentrate on girls your own age and ones that aren't off limits (like your teacher) I know.. but she's hot!! There are hundreds of hot girls don't go crazy over the first one that shakes her butt at you.
2007-10-19 13:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by Alan L 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is so wrong. I don't think you should be trying to woo your teacher no matter how hot she is. She's there to teach you not to be your secret lover. I think that she already stepped over the boundary by kissing you. She has a irresponsibility as a teacher to be professional and to not behave in such a way. Even if she is attracted to you, she knows that it's never good to mix work with pleasure. I don't blame her for telling you that she could do this. She could probably get in big trouble for being romantically involved with a student. I don't think she's trying to lose her job.
2007-10-19 13:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by luvcaramel 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
first sentence made me lose all respect for you. (That's a lie). But it is illegal, immoral, abnormal, irresponsible, hopeless, etc.!!!!!!!!! WTF is wrong with you?!?!??!! Go see a psychologist and set this straight. Get a real girlfriend who will truly love you and care for you and who will live with you for the rest of your lives, instead of someone (probably OLDER than you) who will be arrested because of you and who will probably break the whole thing in less than 10 days and will leave you even more hopeless and scarred than ever before! You're not telling me you can't get a girlfriend are you? Because if you are, your mind needs some altering. It's not working so well up there and you know it. You BETTER know it. Do your work, stop focusing on people's BODIES and start looking for great personalities and people you can actually TALK TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
2007-10-19 13:25:11 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gee, a romantic guy like you, how can she resist!
"get her" "give up the box" How poetic!
You could start by understanding that she could go to jail, a fact that won't keeping you from having normal fantasies about her. You're hilarious!
You're lucky you even got a lip-lock on her, stud, even in your own mind! It'll keep your imagination going for a while, eh?
Good luck!
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2007-10-19 13:20:14 · answer #6 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I sure did at college when I was really into my first teacher but that ended when I found out that students can't fall in love with their teachers you can do that by first flirting and teasing her but not very offending get into her personality
2007-10-19 13:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
im into teacher-student relationship also
maybe we can meet up and help each other out in person
heres my address:
2129 Globe Ave
Apt# 2FL
Bronx, NY 10458
Tel: (646)158-9057 (call me after 9pm)
2007-10-19 16:12:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe wait till you graduate, then ask her out, she could go to jail for giving up the box to a student, dumb *ss. how old are you anyway? you might be delusional and she might be a hoe for actually kissing you, do you want to have a relationship with her or just conquer her to tell all your friends about it. it sounds like that later of the two.
2007-10-19 13:21:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
students are not allowed to "MAKE-OUT" with their teachers. That's super illegal. Plus, if other people find out about that, they would think that she'll give you high grades just because she loves you. not because you're earning it. They'll think you're cheating. So if I were you, I'd just accept the fact that it's forbidden love :'(
2007-10-19 13:25:00 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous.person_3120 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋