There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 88, 88, 88..." until a blonde came up to her and said, "that looks like fun, can I try?" The brunette said sure so the blonde chanted, "88, 88, 88, 88.." "Well," said the brunette, "that is fun. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street" So the blonde said "OK" and stood in the middle of the street. "88, 88, 88, 88-" BAM! she was run over by a car, completely flattened. Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, "89, 89, 89, 89...
2007-10-19 12:50:18 · 25 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaaa Wicked....pmsl
2007-10-20 08:03:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some discussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the ...breast... stroke..., so off they set.
One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn’t be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.
After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight. "What took you so long?" inquired the Redhead.
"There were some strong currents out there! But I’m here now! Am I the last?" replied the Brunette.
"No. Blondie is still out there somewhere." They decided to wait.
Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde "What took you so long?"
"What do you expect? You guy’s cheated, replied the idignant blonde, "You used your hands!"
2007-10-19 12:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 5⤊ 3⤋
A golden oldie
2007-10-19 20:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA, That's actually funny not like the other lame ones
2007-10-19 13:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-19 14:32:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lolololololololol read somethign similar but u put a good spin on it lol 909090 9191919 lolololol
2007-10-19 13:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by domi 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oldie but goldie
2007-10-19 13:07:20 · answer #7 · answered by Hippie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha i do like this one! But im a redhead myself so i always laugh at blonde jokes!
2007-10-19 12:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by SaRaH 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahaaaaaa nice one honey...lol
2007-10-19 15:14:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
wicked this is so calling out for a custom jobby
2007-10-19 13:26:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋