A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.
So he told her all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.
After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."
"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"
2007-10-19 12:37:32 · 20 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahaha, sh*t i knew i was doing something wrong....lol
2007-10-19 15:16:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two football teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend football tournament in cardiff
The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn’t hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate.
When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
She says, "What the heck’s goin’ on up here? We’re havin’ a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says, "Yeah, but you’ve got a driver!"
2007-10-19 19:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Immoral of the story: If you see Blondie with rust color lips offer to get out the dent by banging.
2007-10-19 19:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
& then she will be able to blow the dent out yeah?
what a solution ha ha ha
2007-10-20 15:48:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a right bl*wjob to me.
Maybe she should use her hands next time, I think its called a handj*b
2007-10-23 08:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-19 21:55:17 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-20 03:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That's so funny.
2007-10-19 20:32:40 · answer #8 · answered by Milly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an old classic
a very new shiny star for you
2007-10-19 19:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
this one is funny! makes me laugh every time i hear it. have a star!
2007-10-19 19:45:00 · answer #10 · answered by ♥crazygirl♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋