Are you kidding? That stuff is totally passe.
MY Island Fortress of Atheistic Doom has an earth-tone decorating scheme, with lots of warm-colored woods and natural fabrics. My guards *do* wear skintight uniforms (to excite lust, natch), but they're in cotton and silk, none of that cheesy-looking polyester.
...but I do have the long mustache, which I wax daily.
2007-10-19 12:52:03
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answer #1
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answered by senor_oso 3
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I am a white cat & I have a long moustache, an atheist & a pond filled with piranhas. Does that count?
My religion? Oh, I am my own goddess. Purrrrr.
2007-10-19 16:10:08
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answer #2
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answered by SolarFlare 6
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I have the evil laugh. My mum ran over my white cat (she claims it was an accident (she's a Catholic, my Mum not the cat)). No pond or moustache though.
2007-10-19 12:39:48
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answered by TriciaG28 (Bean na h-Éireann) 6
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Normal moustache, black dog (mixed breed) and a nice drainage ditch filled with frogs, newts and the odd tiger salamander. Oh, and some gambusia minnows, native to the area.
2007-10-19 12:47:53
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm an atheist, I have a tash (attached to my goatee) and I have a grey cat. All the fish I have are frozen as food for the aforementioned cat.. Is that ok for you?
2007-10-19 12:41:30
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm just your regular normal atheist. Sleep, eat, repeat.
I might grab some babies to snack on in a minute though (feeling quite peckish). I apparently have a really demonic laugh ... meh.
2007-10-19 14:39:56
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answered by Equinox 5
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I have a ragdoll, tuxedo, orange/white, gray with white feet cats.
A black lab and an apricot english mastiff. Wish I had a koi pond but hubby thinks with all these critters, the fish would never last. damn.
2007-10-19 12:39:34
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answered by Flatpaw 7
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That is the first time I have heard of Atheists having those exact description. None of the ones I know have that. Those details are quite cool though, good to know.
2007-10-19 12:39:09
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answered by Tatiana Kalinina 2
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i have a white cat, his name is theo too. i also have a black and white cat called sappho. my pond is for the exclusive use of a semi aquatic labrador called gertrude. must go now, i'm microwaving babies and they tend to explode if you leave them in too long.
2007-10-19 12:45:02
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answered by Anonymous
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One black cat, one tabby kitten. a dirty laugh (so i`m told) There was a toad in the garden in summer.
2007-10-19 12:49:10
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answered by Sir Bobby`s Hairdresser 6
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