I really want to know. Are you seriously trying to tell me that some all-powerful, infinitely merciful God would take affront to being mocked and made fun of?
Isn't Jesus supposed to be the best friend we ever have? Well, every really good friend I ever had was somebody I busted balls with. If Jesus was really a good friend of mine, you know what I would say to him: "Hey, Jesus, buddy, you look like a ******* hippie. Cut your your hair, dude. And change out of the dress, you ******* queen!" Of course, if I was really close, tight friends with a guy who was as cool as some people say Jesus was, I wouldn't really care if he was a dress wearing hippie. But I'd make fun of him for it, like he'd make fun of me for being an under-achieving stoner or something like that.
So why do some of you fundies always say "God cannot be mocked!"? I don't think he cares. No, I think he actually laughs along. And then we all have a good laugh at you people who get indignant. We and God laugh at you!
2007-10-19
12:35:39
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kl--aside from the nonsense about God's laws being met to protect us from harm, I think your answer is one of the more sensible Christian answers I've seen. I think you are reading that verse correctly. But a lot of your fellow Christians do not--I often "mock God" on Yahoo Questions and frequently am admonished that God cannot be mocked--actually, I'm usually mocking born agains and fundies, and not God at all, but they have a bad habit of confusing themselves with God. Perhaps it is an honest manifestation of them "loving God" too much. They are like love-obsessed stalkers on God and assume all their own little cultish, narrow minded opinions are God's opinions. I think that would crack him up, especially while he was doing bong hits.
2007-10-19
12:53:11 ·
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