Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman.
He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check."
"By the way, don't worry about my Rottweiler. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, not under any circumstances talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Lonefold's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen.
But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business.
However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Brutus!"
2007-10-19 11:18:38 · 14 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2007-10-19 11:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-10-19 18:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be the perfect joke only with a twist for GW instead of the repairman.
2007-10-19 18:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You server upped an old one, and dirt-ed the plate so well wasn't sure what plate's pattern was going to chirp. Enjoyed not being sure.
2007-10-19 18:45:25 · answer #4 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-19 21:43:37 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha good one
2007-10-19 18:21:29 · answer #6 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was as funny as bugs bunny!!
2007-10-19 18:24:14 · answer #7 · answered by soda_pop_girl000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2007-10-19 19:20:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it before
2007-10-19 18:25:35 · answer #9 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Bye bye repair man, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-10-20 04:46:37 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋