HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back.
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it.
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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
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I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one.
The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit.
The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
2007-10-19 11:11:26 · 9 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
No project was ever completed on time and within budget.
People are always available for work in the past tense.
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
I make a lot of money, but I don't want to talk about that. I work very hard and I'm worth every cent.
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
2007-10-19 11:17:30 · update #1
hehehe, you are in sparkling form tonight, pmsl hun
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2007-10-19 12:14:40 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who said Reader's Digest wasn't funny.
2007-10-19 18:21:42 · answer #2 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is true. Shows the human nature of laziness - one of the seven deadly sins.
2007-10-19 18:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by matthewycl 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great, especially the lasts one. Just great.
2007-10-19 18:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, yet another shiny sparkly thing to add to your rapidly growing collection
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2007-10-19 19:06:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good loved them all have a star for all your work lol
2007-10-20 04:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-10-19 21:58:55 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is very good thank you fo sharing have a star
2007-10-20 06:20:57 · answer #8 · answered by sarah g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i truely enjoyed them.thanks for posting.
2007-10-20 03:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋