A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun.
He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says.
"I'm sorry but I've given my body to God." she replies and then leaves.
Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get her in the sack."
The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon.
The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some.
The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you."
She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ***."
The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever.
After it is over he whips off his outfit and says, "Surprise I'm the guy on the bus."
With that the nun turns around and says, "Surprise I'm the bus driver."
2007-10-19 11:05:06 · 21 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one an unexpected twist
2007-10-19 11:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by nethnee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL =D The whole logic of how she got off the bus already and stuff though kinda ruins it, but if you ignore that the joke is funny.
2007-10-19 11:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, i do no longer think of you're over-reacting in any respect! I artwork in a business enterprise the place approximately 0.5 the staff are English, and the different 0.5 are a mix of South African, Spanish, and so on. and that they are often speaking of their very very own languages. i locate it rather impolite and it relatively winds me up! no longer by way of fact i think of they're announcing something approximately me regardless of the undeniable fact that it relatively is blatantly aside from you from the verbal replace and there is no want for that. In my case, those people chosen to come back and stay in England, and at the same time as they're loose to talk of their very very own language at homestead, i think of the respectful factor to do at artwork could be to talk English considering the undeniable fact that's what all of us comprehend. on your case, i be attentive to you have been in yet another u . s . a ., yet you have been travelers, so the people in touch ought to have been making an out of the accepted attempt to make you experience welcome and contain you in any conversations. So i think of you have each and every precise to experience aggravated approximately it!
2016-10-07 06:04:18 · answer #3 · answered by vaden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt see that coming with the bus driver
2007-10-19 11:10:45 · answer #4 · answered by Kelsey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least he satisfied the bus driver
2007-10-19 11:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by lucifer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one, going to tell the girls at work 2moro, lol :)
2007-10-19 11:13:05 · answer #6 · answered by Twisty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
* Hehe ive heard his joke once lol still very funny hahahaha *
2007-10-19 12:36:34 · answer #7 · answered by ♀ Gσтнι¢ яσмαи¢є ♀ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Freakin.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!!
2007-10-20 00:56:57 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is a good joke, but its been about for years.
2007-10-19 11:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by oop139gg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what he gets for trying to con a nun.LMFAO
2007-10-19 12:46:43 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋