OK so basically me and my friend have a bet about who can have the better comedy routine and I need random subjects to use, anybody got any good ones? thanks
2007-10-19 10:38:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's in R&S because there are loads more people here, and funny people, kthx
2007-10-19 10:43:38 · update #1
Circumcision as an adult.
Explaining Christianity to an Alien from outer space.
Termites comparing wood products alla restaurant review.
A map of the world with the north pole on the bottom.
A coyote in therapy about howling at the moon.
A Muslim liquor store clerk.
An argument between paperclips and staples.
Someone looking to earn interest via investments at a blood bank.
Two cactuses in love.
A street preacher trying to convert people to existentialism.
A fever thermometer at a doctors' office talking about its job.
A pumpkin's perspective on halloween.
Entering a breath-holding contest with a fish.
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2007-10-19 11:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some guy makes the pascels wager and finds out he bet on the wrong God after dien. Then has to explain to this God why he made his choice. Could be very funny.
Oh and as a side twist the God after he explains why he was wrong ect ect... Says Gotcha I was the God you bet on hahahaha.
2007-10-19 17:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by magpiesmn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about... the funny noises people make when they try to tell a story. They don't realize that they're making hilarious noises when they try to demonstrate how something sounded or how they felt, but they do.
2007-10-19 17:47:20 · answer #3 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Public transportation
Communism
movies where people give away the ending/or mouth along all the words
2007-10-19 18:46:27 · answer #4 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funny things kids do
2007-10-19 17:48:02 · answer #5 · answered by carmel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scared parents of teenager drivers
2007-10-19 17:47:26 · answer #6 · answered by Bride of Christ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't do it in the religion section. kthx
2007-10-19 17:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by Leaf on the Wind 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird place to ask the question. Let's see.. women's periods are good, so is race, and so are rednecks.
2007-10-19 17:42:04 · answer #8 · answered by BabyLuv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
marriage
men too nervous to propose
turtles who hide from humans...mine is doing that..
2007-10-19 17:41:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dudes in jail
2007-10-19 17:41:59 · answer #10 · answered by pattscool 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋