A duck walks into a shop and asks the manager
"got any fresh freh fruit
no
got any fresh veg
no
we only have canned and dry goods
next day duck returns
got any fresh fruit
no
got any fresh veg
no
i told you yesterday we only have canned and dry goods
if you come back tomorrow and ask the same question i'll nail your feet to the floor
on the third day duck returns
got any nails
no
got any fresh fruit
2007-10-19 10:13:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's great!!! I'm using it tomorrow at work...
2007-10-19 10:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....smart duck
2007-10-19 17:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by romosugah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
phunny
2007-10-19 17:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it but its still funny! LTIP! :)
2007-10-19 17:18:35 · answer #4 · answered by Stacie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it! lol lol lol
2007-10-19 17:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by Buffy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!
2007-10-19 17:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by ►bored 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋