This man was getting married soon and their was one major problem... his future wife's sister. She was gorgeous!
So, one day th sister invited him over to help with last minute wedding details. It was going to be just the two of them.
After a few minutes of talking to the sister about the wedding, the sister said, "You are going to get married soon. But, if you could just have sex with me once, I will stay out of the way."
So the sister went upstairs and flung her shirt down the stairs. The man had a choice to make: the gorgeous sister or being loyal to his wife. He quickly dashed toward the door and headed for his car.
His whole family was outside! With tears in his eyes his father-in-law said, "Thank you. I now know you are right for my daughter. Thank you for being loyal."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Always keep your condoms in the car
2007-10-19 09:30:44 · 16 answers · asked by ♫Melinda 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i thought it was funny but ive already heard it. ill give u a star anyway! (cuz its stil makes me lol)!
2007-10-19 09:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by Stacie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw a t-shirt the other day, thought i would share Bush goes on about his war against the terrorists The War Against Terror such a curious Acronym, Asking people to Support Bush and T.W.A.T. Someone at the Whitehouse didn't think things through. With Governments loving Acronyms so much when they come up with a new policy, how did that one slip through, Surely someone noticed!!??
2016-05-23 19:36:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE!!!
ill try to take the moral in action
2007-10-19 09:43:41 · answer #3 · answered by Firas 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol thye thought he was loyal but he was gonna go get a condom lol thatw as funny
2007-10-20 07:03:49 · answer #4 · answered by ツLuv~u~2ツ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
(no offence but some one posted this last week)
2007-10-19 09:38:39 · answer #5 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't take this the wrong way, but what is the funny part of that???
2007-10-19 09:35:07 · answer #6 · answered by Tetris 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Good one, got you that star.
Take care
2007-10-19 09:35:03 · answer #7 · answered by Sorry deleted 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha good one
2007-10-19 09:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by softballfreak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one.
2007-10-19 09:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by shytwo02200 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2007-10-19 09:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by sha_rod2001 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋