Q.What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer.
Q.Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?
Q.What do you get when you squeeze an olive?
Oliver Twist!
Q.Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
Q.What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
Q.What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?
Polly Unsaturated
Q.Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one he
made a Boo-Boo.
Q.What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
Q.When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway.
Q.What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.
Q.When is a door not a door?
when its a jar
Q.What goes 99-thump, 99-thump?
A centipede with a wooden leg.
if you call these lame you might hurt my feelings!!
2007-10-19 08:27:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all in the name of laughter
2007-10-19 08:37:31 · update #1
I can't understand people tonight. They make me smile. Thanks hun. Good work. lol
2007-10-19 08:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a million. Fill your sink with steaming water then soak a rag interior the water and placed it over your face and placed your face over the sink. this could open up your pores. 2. clean your face with gentle cleansing soap and water with a moist wash rag caz this gets ineffective pores and skin off! 3. If it nonetheless pink tommorow placed some conceal up on it. 4. Smile especially and act such as you do no longer additionally be conscious and the discomfort section ask your mom or who ever in the event that they have some cream. 5. i'm hoping Your Day in college Tommorow is going astonishing!!
2016-12-18 11:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by eisenhauer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q.What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
that was good
2007-10-19 08:31:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a hankie dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Ha ha I know it is lame
Yours were cute!
2007-10-19 13:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by teresa m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i posted a similar one about a teacher who never farts in public being a private tooter and got a violation!
charming.
some were ok, some were ......um.......lame?
sorry x
2007-10-19 08:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Groaners.. but funny ones (mostly!)
Two snakes slithering down a road together
Snake 1: "Are we poisonous?"
Snake 2: "No"
Snake 1: "Thank goodness. I just bit my tongue!"
2007-10-19 08:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by DR.MAZ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-10-19 08:30:44 · answer #7 · answered by Lover of Blue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bless you angel for making us smile some just do not have sense of fun and spirit. xxxx
2007-10-19 10:13:46 · answer #8 · answered by momof3 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok , i wont call them lame and hurt your feelings , just not very funny
2007-10-19 09:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice like mmmmmmmmmmm lol
2007-10-19 08:56:47 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Booooo...
2007-10-19 08:30:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋