If he didn't, wasn't that cruelty to animals?
2007-10-19 06:42:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-10-19 13:18:04 · update #1
Yes. Records indicate He sent them a Holy Telegram with the words: HEADS UP
But those dim-witted dinos thought He meant the verb "rock" as in "git down with your bad self." So they were all doing the watusi in mosh pits with prehistoric glow-sticks when the meteor hit.
2007-10-19 06:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You want to talk cruelty to animals: what's with firing missiles and weapons at Godzilla?! Now that's some twisted logic, I'll tellya. If Godzilla is stomping your town flat, how will lobbing nukes, and standard ammunition help? And did you ever notice what a crappy shot they usually are?
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2007-10-19 13:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by vinslave 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was their own fault. God came to live among them in the form of a fuzzy purple dinosaur, and they rejected him! What dino-deity would not be angered?
2007-10-19 13:58:11 · answer #3 · answered by skepsis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no it was cruelty to pea brained creatures.
which is why he won't warn christians of the date of judgement day.
Of course the rest of us will recieve a post card in the mail. did you get yours yet?
2007-10-19 13:51:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
thats just rude.
you think he could have taken the time to learn a bit of dino!
or try some sort of charades game!
2007-10-19 13:47:38 · answer #5 · answered by brassmunkiee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He might have, but the t-rex's arms are so short I don't think they had a way to write it down.
2007-10-19 13:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by gumby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They didn't speak God's language.
2007-10-19 13:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think he yelled "FORE!!!!", but he forgot that dinos couldn't understand English.
2007-10-19 13:46:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
=O you're so right!
2007-10-19 13:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋