Soon you will be raptured! With your unshakable faith, you should pull out your life savings, retirement funds, sell all you own and give them all to me! :D
2007-10-19 06:12:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know Christians who have "trib bunkers." I'm not kidding. (Well, I don't know them personally, but I've seen them talk about it on here.) Like fallout shelters for when Jesus comes back and wastes everything, before he takes them back to the Clubhouse. Because, I mean, sure, they're Saved!, but let's be practical!
2007-10-19 06:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Unfortunately, the rapture isn't a Biblical concept. But just in case I'm wrong, I'll leave a "in case of rapture" clause just for you. That way you can go crazy with my life savings, and you'll have plenty of money to stock up on bottled water when all the rivers turn to blood! ;)
2007-10-19 06:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dude, get real. If The End was coming, which won't be for a lot longer than obviously you would have us believe, the last thing I would do, if I had that sort of money, is give it to you, because what the Hell would you do with it? I mean come on, get with it. I say buy lots of weed and wine, and greet Our Lord with open arms.
Amen, the Lady Amethyst has spoken my people.
2007-10-19 06:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the reason that some christians say that they ought to not situation about international warming and searching after our ecosystem is with the aid of political nature of the non secular top. Environmentalism has been deemed a "leftist" proper, so by technique of default the brainwashed conservative evangelical fundamentalist christians, hate something that has to do with conserving the ambience. conserving the earth become the first commandment god gave human beings. that is our living house, that is what's genuine...on the on the spot! we settle on to do regardless of we may be able to to lessen, reuse, and recycle. we settle on to provide up being so lazy and wasteful.
2016-10-21 10:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by farrior 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that that Armageddon is a place?
The battle of Armegeddon, which I think you speak of, occurs after the 7 years of great tribulation, after the events in Revelation where God's wrath is poured out on the unbelievers, and after the 1000 year reign of Christ on earth.
The rapture occurs before the great tribulation. It is sooner every day...I thank God!
2007-10-19 06:20:15 · answer #5 · answered by BowtiePasta 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No, Me!
I'll put it to FAR better use than Matt will! He'll just spend it all on ice cream and sody-pop. Me? I'll buy really good scotch and toast the fact that all of you are finally GONE!
2007-10-19 06:15:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness. Just put your address, social security number, birth date, phone number and bank account info. at the bottom of this question and I will make a transaction immediately!!
2007-10-19 06:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by Bug YA 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! And the Christian Coalition can give all of its assets to me! I promise to take good care of them when you go off to live with the LORD!
2007-10-19 06:15:46 · answer #8 · answered by average person Violated 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha!
Good Try!
We will be Back in 7 Years!
So There!
(lot of Interest in 7 Years!)
:)
Na Na--Nanana!
You Can't Catch Me!!!
Dit=================to!
2007-10-19 06:15:13 · answer #9 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
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2007-10-19 06:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by kwxilvr 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋