I'm setting up a surprise party for my cat. She's almost 5 years old. Which kind of cake would be best: rat cake, fish cake or parrot cake?
2007-10-19 06:00:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
oh, holy spurt, you are KILLING me...
Five years old is a fine milestone in the life of a cat, a time when the cat officially crosses over from kitten to cat to middle-aged cat. I believe that this occasion is deserving of a special celebration-a seven-course meal...but am only going to give instructions for a four-course meal...
First you need a cupcake pan, and a batch of cupcake mix. Heat the oven to 350 and fill each of the six cupcake recepticles about 1/3 full with batter.
For mouse/rat cakes, trap and kill the lil rodent, remove the tail, set aside. In a high speed blender, puree the rodent, pour it into one of the spaces with the batter, and stick the tail straight up in the pan.
Fish cake is next---and it is easy. Simply use a can of tuna, packed in water, not oil, and add a little of it to one of the cupcake holes.
Bird cakes---recommend a parakeet for this one---as has been pointed out, parrots are expensive. Take a cupcake, flavor it with the water you poured off of the tuna, and insert two small pieces of wire, positioned vertically, with a loop protruding from the top and the wires splayed toward the bottom. This will hold the wires firmly in place for step 2, which is---
After the cupcakes are cooked, and the wires are firmly embedded in the cupcakes, tie a parakeet's feet to the cupcake, and give it to the cat. The parakeet will be unable to fly with its burden, and will provide great live entertainment for the cat.
now, the other three cupcakes are for you, you need food too, right? But now we must address the issue of frosting the cupcakes, and therein lies a problem. I do not know if yours is a Tom or Tabby cat, nor do I know what its sexual orientation is. If it is a tabby or a gay tomcat, a light coating of tomcat semen will greatly enhance the dining experience. For tips on how to harvest tomcat semen from local cats, visit my website at getalife.com
If it is a hetero tomcat or a gay tabby, it is harder to please them...but whipped cream is always appreciated.
For dessert, recommend the beforementioned urinal cakes.
Good luck on your dinner plans for your cat, AHS.
2007-10-19 06:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
How about a mouse cake? My cat loves mice!
Make sure you get someone to take her out for a nice dinner while you prepare the cake. That way she will never know!
2007-10-19 06:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eagle Cake- it goes over well with the cat.
Just don't let anyone catch you with the Eagle- you know Fish and Game just does not understand.
2007-10-19 06:26:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Mouse cake. Get your cat to catch a fresh one, but don't tell him why. Actually, you may need a whole bunch of mice - not sure how many you'll need. Check the recipe. Frost it with catnip, and he'll love you forever.
2007-10-19 06:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by skibbyjanell 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Squirrel cake. Easier to find the ingredients at the park and they aren't as dirty as the rats. Parrot cake would be too expensive - have you seen what they cost?
2007-10-19 06:08:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-21 10:16:36 · answer #6 · answered by farrior 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mouse cake ! u know cats like to chase mice! tom and jerry => ! i wish she likes it! ooh put a small mouse doll on top of it so maybe ur cat might be delighted!
2007-10-19 06:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
my cat liked to chew on those urinal cakes that smell like moth balls
but it's probably not good for them
2007-10-19 06:19:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
dude-
crab cakes... totally
I would just go to petsmart, and buy a whole bunch of gerbils- wait till the cat's not looking and just open the door to the gerbil cage...
2007-10-19 06:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
cats love fish smell.
2007-10-19 06:36:54 · answer #10 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋