I like-''You cant keep blaming yourself.Just blame yourself once and move on.''
2007-10-19 05:32:09 · 13 answers · asked by I dont know 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"You'll have to speak up! I'm wearing a towel"
- Homer on the phone after getting out of the bath
2007-10-19 05:39:05 · answer #1 · answered by Just some guy 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
At a barbecue, he started a conga singing, 'You can't make friends with salad!'
Bart needed fatherly guidance and support. So, Homer took him into the kitchen and proceeded to get drunk while a bemused and troubled Bart looked on. Homer's last sentence, before passing out on the table was, 'It was the most I ever threw up in one day and it changed my life forever...'
2007-10-19 12:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by baby_face_paris 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My kids quote this Homer saying all the time:
"Stupid risks make life worth living."
2007-10-19 13:25:43 · answer #3 · answered by Libby 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think Marge has one quote that tops all of Homer's.
"Ever since I was a little girl, I have always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience."
2007-10-19 12:51:55 · answer #4 · answered by open4one 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"You're saying butt kisser like it's a bad thing?"
"Or you'll what? Release the bees? Release the dogs?
Release the dogs with the bees in their mouths that spit killer bees at you?
"I'll miss you Marge, it's not the sex, it's the food preparation"
2007-10-19 17:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
its the one where lisa comes in the door and tells them how she won a protractor at school that day and then homer goes
"awww its such a shame we have no field to ride it in"!!
2007-10-19 14:50:26 · answer #6 · answered by miKala2020 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"....But Marge. That guy in the pyjamas over there hasn't done anything yet and you know it's gonna be cool..."
From the Yakuza/Mafia fight on his doorstep before Marge drags him inside
2007-10-19 12:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The others took all my favorites. All I can think of now is: Mmm choc'late!
2007-10-19 12:50:07 · answer #8 · answered by derfini 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"If god didn't want me to have porn he wouldn't have invented the internet."
I know I've heard it but I can't confirm the exact quote. Still its pretty funny.
2007-10-19 17:34:20 · answer #9 · answered by sweetassgal 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will. And also this one: Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!.............
2007-10-19 12:42:52 · answer #10 · answered by Greeneyes 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋