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It keeps allowing prayers for small, everyday things to get through, but apparently blocks prayers about famine, genocide, natural disasters, etc.

Do you think he should change the settings?

2007-10-19 04:38:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Aw, but this is R&S, lilmissykato; you know we're obligated to ask this stuff and annoy each other lol :)

2007-10-19 04:44:01 · update #1

14 answers

People just need to stop mentioning Viagra when they pray about famine, genocide, etc.

2007-10-19 04:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

> TELNET heaven.org 25
>> 220 heaven.org Microsoft ESMTP MAIL Service, Version: 6.6.6 ready at Fri, Oct 19 2007 11:54:27 -0500
> HELO
>> 250 heaven.org Hello [z0plax]
> MAIL FROM:God@heaven.org
>> 250 OK MAIL FROM:God@heaven.org
> RCPT TO:Humanity@earth.org
>> 250 OK RCPT TO:Humanity@earth.org
> DATA
>> 354 Send data. End with CRLF.CRLF
> OMG LOLz wHaT KiNDa GoD LeTz HIs MaIL SeRVeR gET hAX0REd KekEkE 2 bUsY pUNiShINg SINNerZ hAVin BUtTseKs INsTEd oF DeALiN WiD dA FiREwALL LoLz kTHx L8rz p33ps PWNt bY Me.
>> 250 OK
>> 221 Closing connection

2007-10-19 11:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why does it appear that God allows such natual disasters and cruelty too happen after all he is omnipresent and supposedly created everything? i see your point of view,i cant give you a logical answer except that maybe God does not exist.

2007-10-19 12:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

no i think Gods prayer filter should stay just as it is: "block all incoming messages"

things would just be TOO crazy if he started interfering on one persons behalf but not another. im pretty sure thats not how he works anyway...

2007-10-19 11:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by nacsez 6 · 2 0

People keep asking why God allows people to suffer, children to starve, and these horrible things to happen. Have you ever asked why YOU dont do anything about it?

Same goes for me.

2007-10-19 11:41:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

God does not use e-mail. He uses knee-mail. Maybe that why you are having a hard time getting answers?

2007-10-19 11:45:54 · answer #6 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 4 0

Nah, that might actually lead to proving he exists.

And we all know that if God actually proves he exists, he'll disappear in a puff of logic.

2007-10-19 11:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

We are the answer.

He who has been given much, much is expected.

2007-10-19 11:48:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

God could be holiday you know.

2007-10-19 11:47:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 4 0

lol.
he needs a me'ism meter.

2007-10-19 11:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by brassmunkiee 3 · 3 0

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