There were 4000 soldiers who were fighting in Iraq...including the general
DAY 1: General sent all of them for mass attack in the morning.At night the soldiers returned but the general saw dat 2000 disappeared and only half returned...
DAY 2: he didn't cared and sent the whole the whole army left...again at night half disappeared and only 1000 returned.
DAY 3: he sent all of them including him.He noticed that again half disappeared from the field.He got scared, not knowing what was happening to his man.Afraid he call back all his soldier and send them in small groups of 250.He waited for the night to fall and dis time no one came.
he ws sleeping at night and heard his men screaming.
he opened the window and saw an alien spaceship beaming all his men aboard.He got scared and ran.An alien got down and pursued him. the general found 2 bicycle(1 red and1 blue). out of panic he chose the blue one and rushed and the alien caught him wid the red one..wats the moral in the story???
2007-10-19 04:18:05 · 25 answers · asked by KOMAL COBAIN 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Moral of the Story:
You can't never out run an alien...
& you should fcuking wake up from your 3 days dream already!
2007-10-19 14:30:36 · answer #1 · answered by Alexiolim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should have left the place after day 1
2007-10-19 04:25:30 · answer #2 · answered by Pif 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you give, from the heart; it is always returned to you. I used to be so proud, when I cleaned out my garage. I would show my husband and say, "See how clean it is?" After a while he would just look at me and shake his head and say to me, "Yeah, and it will all be back tomorrow!" My garage was always packed so full of stuff. When somebody needed something, call Carole, she's got it! And sure enough, more times than not, I had just what was needed. And It felt so good to give! I am retired now, but I will always give! :D
2016-05-23 17:35:27 · answer #3 · answered by jerry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The General should of chose the red bike because red goes faster.
2007-10-19 04:22:31 · answer #4 · answered by sydney77 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is an easy answer!The moral behind this story is... that you like to make people stay up till 2:30 in the morning racking their brains trying to think of the answer! 10 points please!
2007-10-19 04:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by A C B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aliens are better cyclists than generals
2007-10-19 04:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay out of Iraq
2007-10-19 04:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by jfb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is it a riddle? I bet its a riddle... let me see...
Alien blue, don't catch you... human red, soon to be dead?
Is it that the war on terror is being controlled by aliens?
Is it that humans are foolish?
Is it that you are a lunatic?
Gimmy gimmy gimmy!
2007-10-19 04:23:04 · answer #8 · answered by faceface 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should have shot the alien on the bike?.
2007-10-19 04:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by sexy hotrod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont eat before sleeping
it gives you nightmares
aliens dont exist
ur dreaming
get up
2007-10-19 04:21:06 · answer #10 · answered by Hitwad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋