Do you think that would be the winning combination?
2007-10-19 04:08:49 · 12 answers · asked by plastik punk -Bottom Contributor 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If Chuck Norris were running they'd have already won. No one will tell Chuck Norris other wise!
2007-10-19 13:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't just win the presidency...he would be voted in as GOD!
Wait, wait, wait...what am I saying? Shouldn't Stephen Colbert be Chuck Norris' running mate and not the other way around? I mean, I love Stephen Colbert and all, but...come on! CHUCK ******* NORRIS!
2007-10-19 05:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Consider Stephen Colbert death already!
No1 can win Chuck Norris a fight, Chuck only stares at his haters and they explode!
2007-10-19 04:24:40 · answer #3 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesnt need to be anyone's running mate.
2007-10-19 04:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aries: combating lower back Taurus: conceal yet then bypass lower back, then conceal. Gemini: fleeee maximum cancers: panic Leo: being the chief, greatest a militia Virgo: criticzing Chuck Norris's outfit, then walking away at the same time as Norris is in ask your self. Libra: measuring the gap. Scorpio: attempting to curve a neck Sagittarius: attempting to punch him yet failing Capricorn: combat lower back, desperate to win Aquarius: RUN Pisces: Scream.
2016-10-04 04:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Chuck Noris eats nails for breakfast, and Stephen Colbert spits nails so it would be an excellent combination!
Oh, and Chuck Noris masturbates with a chainsaw. think of the political scandals that would cause!
2007-10-19 04:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by nacsez 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris is his own running mate.
2007-10-19 04:18:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
To heckl with Stephen! I wish Jon Stewart would run, then we'd have a winner!
2007-10-19 04:22:32 · answer #8 · answered by evictus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris has enough fists to fight the competition!
2007-10-19 04:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by goodgirlabout2gobad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can we include Crocodile Dundee! He's my earth hero.
2007-10-19 04:27:22 · answer #10 · answered by jenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋