A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter "Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and
you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she 's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt any anyone.
2007-10-19 04:00:09 · 14 answers · asked by Tea Lover 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we
will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get
better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to
take care of myself.
2007-10-19 04:01:22 · update #1
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so
that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
You're Son Jon
P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home."
2007-10-19 04:01:53 · update #2
LOL....and thats a supprise b/c i almost left us today.
2007-10-19 04:23:13 · answer #1 · answered by Crazygirl ♥ aka GT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!OMG!!!!
I fell off the chair!really!lol!that's a good one but ouch,my body still hurts cause i fell on tiles not on a carpet.Maybe i'll try that for this year-end exam!
2007-10-19 11:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one. I've heard one like it before, but I never get tired of it. A star for you!
2007-10-19 11:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So where is Stacy?
2007-10-19 11:11:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one that was a cracker it kept me going for ages :)
2007-10-19 11:06:34 · answer #5 · answered by kez 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
didnt expect that! LOL! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! good one! :)
2007-10-19 17:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by Stacie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAN.....I thought the whole thing was true!!! very funny!!!!!!
2007-10-19 11:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by Sammy C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome!
2007-10-19 11:28:52 · answer #8 · answered by Angelfire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehehehehe!
2007-10-19 12:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by ravenscardarkhope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!
2007-10-22 04:02:20 · answer #10 · answered by Coma White 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋