A blonde decided she needed to make some extra cash, so started knocking on the doors of her neighbours offering to do odd jobs around the house.
She came to the door of an old couple. Taken aback by her kindness, the old man said, "You can paint my porch for $50. The paint is in the garage."
"Of course," she replied and headed to the garage.
10 minutes later she knocked at the door and said, "Finished!!" triumphantly.
"Wow!" the old man said, "You're finished painting the entire porch already?"
"Yeah," the blonde grinned, "I even gave it two coats!"
The man smiled and handed her the $50.
"By the way," the blonde said as she turned to leave, "It's not a porch, it's a BMW!"
2007-10-19 03:00:08 · 23 answers · asked by stargirl_laura 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You have just got to have * that one deserves more *s
2007-10-19 03:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am glad I am not a blonde, good joke though
2007-10-19 03:13:03 · answer #2 · answered by sbutt_01 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard it but she painted a Catilac. And in another version it was a Converitble... so yeah....
2007-10-19 10:22:31 · answer #3 · answered by Stacie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes funny star
2007-10-19 03:04:15 · answer #4 · answered by dumplingmuffin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl that is good i guess i'll give you a star.
2007-10-19 03:42:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one starred
2007-10-19 03:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, i would have to hurt a b*tch! Good joke though.
2007-10-19 03:04:19 · answer #7 · answered by SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That one is even better!
2007-10-19 03:04:37 · answer #8 · answered by elephant_cat_pink 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it before, but its still pretty good...star!
2007-10-19 03:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by ME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-19 03:03:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋