Say I'm in a college campus. Particularly the free speech zone.
I'm wearing a black custom designed Yu-Gi-Oh! T-shirt.
I'm doing my Theology homework on a laptop with a cute anime girl as my background (read: CUTE)
I'm wearing a rosary bracelet that my mom gave me (you know the shortened ones with just ten beads and a cross)
I have a backpack stitched with the Konoha symbol
I've got a Bible spread open next to me (I AM doing my Theology homework)
Finally, I'm listening to Simple Plan's "I'd Do Anything"
Who among these people is the most likely to disturb me?
1. A Fundy Christian Preacher
2. A Catholic Theology Professor
3. An Atheist Student
4. A Muslim Intern
5. An Agnostic Physics Professor
6. A Buddhist Philosophy Major
Tell my why, and also in what way shall the person bother me.
2007-10-19 02:18:55 · 16 answers · asked by Otaku in Need 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Seeing that this question has attracted very entertaining answers I shall take the time to reply to some of them.
Dark N - Dorks can't whip your butt with a kendo stick >:)
l3utman - I'm an anime loving emo who happens to value religion and good values and was raised as a Roman Catholic (pretty long eh? @-@ )
harry killwater - Hmm.. interesting..
M3 - I know, but she's still sooo kawaii!!
Ne? Azmaria-chan...? ^^
*looks at anime girl*
jesussaves & TanX - You will hear from me...
Leopold Stotch - MINE!!! *grabs Konoha bag* (@-@)
2007-10-19 14:48:10 · update #1
harry killwater - Uhh.. that's a lot.. ^^'
2007-10-19 16:26:06 · update #2
I would go with #1. Some fundamentalists seem so arrogant as to think it's their business what is on your backpack or your wrist.
2007-10-19 02:22:21 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
WOw ur ques is out of the subject i think hahaa...But i think the only person who cld ever disturb u is the devil Satan himself!!..First..u shldnt be having religious symbols/u shldnt be carrying a rosary....which is out of the Bible. But if ur BIble is in fron of u then u shld be reading it and not letting ur mind go towards the music/the cute anime girl.
Wutever it is...the devil will tyr to distract ur mind off the work of God. DOnt give in! Coz he is waiting to rob u off Gods many blessings for u!
Tc
2007-10-19 02:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by Marki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 The Fundy.
#3-6 feel sorry for you and #2 is probably tipsy from a three martini lunch.
Now if you want me to tell you how to piss of the fundy after he asks you if you are saved, be real nice to me and I will give you some pointers.
agapefromnc
Addendum
OK...that was nice enough. This only works if you are a Christian.
step one - When they ask you if you died today would you go to heaven, answer confidently "yes".
step two - If they ask you how you know tell them "Because the Bible says so"
step three - if they ask you if you have repented ask them 'What do you mean?"
step four - no matter what they ask you keep being evasive until they ask you if you have recited the sinners prayer.
step five - after they ask you if you have recited the sinners prayer tell them "If you mean have I asked Jesus to remember me when he comes into His Kingdom...yes I have"
step six - they will be getting squirrelly by now..when they start trying to explain repentence and making Jesus Lord of your life or actually sharing the "prayer" with you tell them calmly with a smile "You know, I can't find that prayer anywhere in the Scripture"
step seven - after they exhaust their prooftext, tell them calmly "You know, paul's prayer of repentence was 'who are you Lord' and after Jesus identified Himself Paul didn't waste one moment grovelling ove the minor details of his persecution and murder of Christians...he simply asked Jesus 'what do you want me to do?'"
step eight - all they can do now is attack you personally so when they do look them straight in the face and say this..."If you want to have a prayer and accountability meeting I am available to do so any time you wish but I would like to stick with the scripture for now. This is very interesting." Then ask them a question as follows..." Could you tell me why you are out here doing this?"
step nine - if they care to talk with you at this point you might be able to help them...if not, just pray for workers for the harvest.
agapefromnc
2007-10-19 02:24:23 · answer #3 · answered by harry killwater 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The agnostic physics professor. He will ruin your fantasies by telling you that the dimensions on that anime chick are just not physically possible.
2007-10-19 02:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by M3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.1.and you know why.Depends on your viewpoint as to what way he will bother you.Probably from lecturing you in a smug,self-righteous tone that seems patronizing and kind at the same time in what-you-are-doing-is-wrong-ism.
2007-10-19 02:31:14 · answer #5 · answered by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it relatively simply relies on who u ask a few men and women desire extra affection a few desire extra space. For me i desire an same mixture of each time to spend alone and time to experience her affection.
2016-09-05 15:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by vanterpool 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps the universe will swallow you up as an affront to Reality.
CD
2007-10-19 02:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me, the atheist student - for being a Narutard. :D
2007-10-19 02:33:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably your own ego,mine bothers me at times.
2007-10-19 02:22:55 · answer #9 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the dorkiest dude, in the whole campus, anime, hahahaha
2007-10-19 02:22:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋