funny? or horrible? you decide?

Question

ok so i go home looking all sad and upset and i grab my gf and i tell her we need to go for a ride...when we get in the car i start my sotry...goes like this...so hun i was on my way to get a hair cut today and i noticed a little girl playing on the side of the road....i thought nothing of it and went about my bisness... on my way back home after getting cut, i wasnt paying attention and i ran over the cat. and i think it might have been the little girls..(girl friend is almost in tears by now) so i ran over the cat but the prob is it wasnt dead...it was limping arund making horrible sounds.. so i took out my e-tool (military issue shovel) out of my trunk and all i could do was hit him on the head a couple times.(by this time my girlfriends is balling) so then i pull over and i tell her...well i wrapped the kittens body up and its in the trunk and i think the little girl is the owner....she lives right there... (we then get out of the car walk to the trunk where i take out a shoebox...

we start heading towards the door...as soon as my gf is about to knock....JUST KIDDING

Answer 1

Funny. Even though i am an animal lover i could still see the humor. Good one.

Answer 2

im glad your just kidding.....but your not supposed to hit it on the head your supposed to take it home and cook it and give it to the homeless durhh

Answer 3

Yawn.

Answer 4

Thats not funny at all

Answer 5

hahahaha

Answer 6

you almost give me a heart attack!

Answer 7

that is funny, horrible, but funny.. i like it.

Answer 8

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Answer 9

big deal???????????