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Must be too early to drink. No one is humorous today.

2007-10-19 00:18:47 · 13 answers · asked by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I think I will listen to satanic rock music and play satanic d&d games.

2007-10-19 00:24:51 · update #1

13 answers

Dancing naked around a bonfire (careful jumping OVER it. =)

Anytime you're ready for a D&D game... I've got plenty of black candles, Rob Zombie music.... just bring you're own dice. The one's I have are made from a special bone and I can't let anyone else touch them. ;-)

Now all I have to do is wait for the emails lol =)

2007-10-19 01:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by River 5 · 2 0

I actually googled this, yes have been drinking.

According to the Satanic Calendar Halloween, October 31st is a night for Human sacrifice. (31 All hallow's Eve (Halloween): One of the two most important nights of the year. Attempts are made to break the bond which is keeping the doors to the underworld closed. Blood and sexual rituals. Sexual association with demons. Animal and human sacrifice - male or female.)

In conclusion, you can either 1) peform a human sacrifice or 2) have sex with an invisible demon

Humor is best when you don't apologize for it. The key is to keep a straight face.

2007-10-19 00:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by August lmagination 5 · 0 0

Samhain ushers in the ‘dark half’ of the year and we can thank our dear occult brethren, the Druids. The few antinomies of Druid beliefs and Satanic ritual can be easily seen by the educated, observant eye. While Satanism may be visualized by some as an occult theology with “anti” overtones, the roots of our Satanic lineage have grown sinews firmly anchored just beyond our limited perception and narrow swath of comprehension, in a parallax perpetuity of the Paradox Dimension. I find it ironic that the Druids discovered and frequently used this ‘continuum of dimension’ without the aid of an iPhone, Android, computer or the internet; with only the assistance of their Familiar. Modern society utilizes these technologically advanced devices yet, believes (as facts) rambling nonsense of established religions.

2013-10-14 11:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

seems such as you have some sort of sickness in the animals on your section or some sort of Predator. sorry yet no another than stupid young little ones do the lifeless animal factor. that's so immature. i'm no longer a satanist yet i'm a wiccan witch who has studied genuine satanism and unquestionably the lifeless animal factor is a hollywood media positioned on. It in simple terms occurs in video clips or because of the fact of stupid young human beings finding to scare somebody or for a thrill.

2016-10-04 03:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Anything scary and bloody. Try sacrificing something. Or maybe bring back a dead body in the form of a zombie. That's always good for frights.

2007-10-19 00:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 1 0

I have a graveyard beside my house. I plan on digging up some folks for a shindig
For the ill-humored, this is a joke.

2007-10-19 00:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by christian_me 3 · 4 0

Dress up like Ned Flanders with a crucifix and bible and walk down your main street saying " Diddly"

2007-10-19 01:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by Grant 4 · 1 0

i think you're right...this qualifies as a drinking question.

*sips coffee*

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i listen to satanic rock everyday...

2007-10-19 00:25:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Offering perverts who rape children to sacrifice groups? that would be helpful to society? At least we wouldnt have them lounging around in prisons spreading their filthy ideas amounst in mates.

2007-10-19 00:24:57 · answer #9 · answered by sarahmac 3 · 3 0

None- Satanic rituals send you to Hell after you die.

2007-10-19 00:23:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

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