On a flight to L.A a woman and a professor were sharing the same seat in a plane.....The woman who was tired, closed her eyes and went to sleep....the professor woke up the woman and asked her if she wanted to play a game...the woman politely declined and went back to sleep...The prof. tried again and asked her the same question saying that the woman would first ask him a question. If he didnt know the answer, then he would give the woman $5 and then he would ask the woman a question and if she didn't know the answer she would have to give him $5....still the woman refused and went to sleep...Frustrated the prof. said that if he didn't know the answer to the woman's question he would pay her $50 whereas the woman only had to pay him $5.
This caught the womans attention and she said 'OK!'. He being a prof. thought he could out smart the woman. He asked her "what is the distance, in miles between the earth and the sun?". Without hesitation, the woman gave him a 5 dollar note...
2007-10-19 00:09:01 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then she asked him "what goes into a house with 3 legs and comes out with 6??"....the Prof. was astonished....he thought and thought,,searched the net,his books and everywhere he could think,....yet he could not find the answer....after half an hour of continous thinking he realised that he did not know the answer..Frustrated and sulking he gave the woman $50.
Then he asked her "So,what is the answer??"
Without replying the woman reached for her purse and............................
Gave him a $5 note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIKEY???
2007-10-19 00:12:07 · update #1
Ive completed the joke guyz...it was half completed...:D
2007-10-19 00:13:41 · update #2
lol. U see u guyz cant outsmart us women.
PS the only reason i answered this question is because i could not answer the other one about manu and arsenal. arsenal are gonna win because ever since Henry left they never lost a match and we've bettin u in the last 5 games we played against you. GO ARSENAL!
2007-10-19 14:27:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then its turn of a women she asked tell how many stars are the on the sky and professor was not able to reply and he paid 50$ back to women :P
2007-10-19 00:16:39 · answer #2 · answered by A-Guy-From-Heaven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the joke means is that the woman does not know what the answer either.
2007-10-19 00:28:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really. the punch line sucks. the woman shouldve outsmarted him
2007-10-19 00:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by Tom C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great I'm going to use that one on my friends.
2007-10-19 07:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this totally funny great job it made me laugh
2016-05-23 16:35:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!!!
Extremely funny!! Star for you! :D
2007-10-19 00:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by deandra56 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! funny! hehehe! yep quite long but its funny! well for me atleast!
2007-10-19 00:15:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorta funny
2007-10-19 06:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good one. share some more
2007-10-19 00:24:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋