This married couple is on holiday in the middle east. They're touring around the market place looking at the goods and such, when they pass this small sandal shop. From inside they hear a gentleman with a foreign accent say "I welcome you, foreigners! Come in, come in to my humble shop. Salam a leekem!" (hello in English)
So the married couple walks in. The foreign man says to them "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." The wife after hearing this is really interested in buying the sandals, but her husband feels he really doesn't need them, being the sex god that he is.
So the husband says to the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The man replies "Just try them on." The husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally concedes to try them on. As he does, he gets this wild look in his eyes, something his wife has not seen in many years; raw sexual power.
In a blink of the eye, the husband rushes the man man, throws him on a table and starts tearing at the guys pants. All the time the man is screaming "Stop, stop! You've got them on the wrong dam feet!"
2007-10-18 22:23:49 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star for you.hahaha,very funny.
best out of the three i just read.
2007-10-18 22:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-19 06:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. the guy has got to feel yummy now
2007-10-19 06:27:46 · answer #3 · answered by IceღFire Shawn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny....
2007-10-19 11:29:59 · answer #4 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oops!!lol
2007-10-19 05:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, lol. :p
2007-10-19 05:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by 2smiley4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks I needed that!!...LMAO
2007-10-19 05:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋