A couple was golfing one day on an exclusive golfcourse lined with million-dollar houses. Off the third tee, the wife hit the ball right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
Embarrassed, they ran up to the house and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in."
Entering the house, they saw glass all over the floor, a broken bottle lying in the foyer, and a man sitting on the couch. "Are you the people who broke my window?" he asked.
"Yes we are, but we're very sorry," the husband said.
"Actually I wanted to thank you." The man replied. "I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle you broke. Since you've released me, I'm allowed to grant two wishes - one for you and one for myself."
"Wow!" the husband replied. "In that case, I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"Granted." The genie told him. "Now for my wish...I've been trapped in that bottle, and without a woman, for a thousand years, so my wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife, then shrugged. "Well, we did get a lot of money, so I guess I don't care."
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for hours. When they were finally done, he rolled over, looked at the wife, and asked, "How old is your husband?"
"Thirty-five," she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!"
2007-10-18 22:20:48 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok!
simply making me lol
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
that husband of his is simply retarded! i am so going to tell my friend this joke tomorrow!
you have
got to be the funniest person in the town
2007-10-18 22:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by IceღFire Shawn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star for you.lol,lol,lol.10/10.Brilliant.
I'll take back what I said earlier,"The best joke out of the 3 I've read."This is the best out of the 5 I've read.
Lucky "genie",stupid man and woman, come to think of it.
Will I be willing to do something like that?. No I wouldn't,no chance.
Thanks for the LOL.
2007-10-18 22:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...humorous one. How's this one? a guy's boat capsizes interior the midst of the sea. He washes up on a abandoned island with not something however the clothing on his back. He builds a small seem after and reveals nutrition and water, yet he misses civilization greater with each and every passing day. at the same time as walking on the coastline sooner or later, he sees a ideal lady emerge from the sea wearing a scuba tank and a wetsuit. She says, "you seem such as you ought to apply a smoke." She unzips a pocket on one arm of her wetsuit, pulls a Cuban cigar from interior, and palms it to the guy. the guy smokes slowly, and tells her that it is the best cigar that he has ever smoked. "How some drink?" the lady asks. She unzips yet another pocket, reaches in, and pulls out a small flask. "that's a 17-3 hundred and sixty 5 days-previous, single malt scotch, elderly in oak," the lady tells him. the guy is virtually beside himself with excitement as he sips the drink. the lady then starts off unzipping the front of her wetsuit. "want to play around?" she asks. "Damnnn!" the guy says. "you have a series of golf golf equipment in there too?"
2016-11-08 22:02:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH NO!!! Does that mean the tooth fairy doesn't exist either? What about that Santa Clause I see here every year? Well despite raising some new found suspicions here, I give you a star.
2007-10-18 23:57:56 · answer #4 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good story with an excellent ' twisted' ending !
2007-10-18 22:27:18 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 23:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I havent heard that one. nice ending.... star for you
2007-10-18 22:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by LeeA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aha fabulous.....
2007-10-19 12:50:27 · answer #8 · answered by Belinda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol what a larry....
2007-10-19 04:35:32 · answer #9 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋