i cant stand cold toast.If I pray for it to be warm again,will it work?
2007-10-18 21:04:53 · 13 answers · asked by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Be careful what you pray for, you know what they say, and have you checked both sides for images of Jesus or Mary, I hear they fetch a lot of money on e-bay..
Blessed Be... )O(
2007-10-18 21:31:52 · answer #1 · answered by Bunge 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Stick it in a toaster. When it comes out warm, claim it's a miracle and that your prayers were responsible. Curse science and its evils and claim that warm toast is an indication of the imminent apocalypse. Sell "Redemption Toast" for a huge profit.
2007-10-18 21:43:47 · answer #2 · answered by Dave C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why yes it will.
1. kneel down
2. Clasp your hands together.. Oh wait the toast is in your hands...
1.5 Put the toast under the crook of your arm
2. Clasp your hands together
3. Pray and It's a miracle it has warmed up!
Although it does smell like an arm pit now.
2007-10-18 21:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by Dogma 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No prayer, but if you offer the toast as a sacrifice on an alter Old Hebrew style then yes it will be rather warm...
2007-10-18 21:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick it in toaster again and wait for the burning smell, then you know its as warm as it can get.
2007-10-18 21:14:47 · answer #5 · answered by caroline j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,and while you pray ask Him to give you the patience of being happy with the circumstances.
2007-10-18 21:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, yeah....If you put your toast back into the toaster while your praying.
2007-10-18 21:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by Skippy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I keep praying that mine will land butter-side-up when I drop it and prove modern fizzicks rong.
2007-10-18 21:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by Y!A-FOOL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes... more so than before. Since you are being so sarcastic you will unfortunately be eating your toast in hell. Good luck tasting it with your melted tongue.
2007-10-18 21:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by Y!A P0int5 Wh0r3 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sure, if the prayer includes use of a novena candle.
2007-10-18 21:14:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋